Be Cruel To Your School

Be Cruel To Your School

For nine months of the year, young people everywhere take to the classroom in an attempt to learn how to be good little boys and girls, productive members of society and the future leaders of tomorrow. But let's face facts: School sucks. It's boring, your teachers and classmates can be jerks and you're not really learning anything useful. The only good thing about going to school is that you get summer's off.

Yes, school may be hell, but this retrospective of the wild, the innocent and the education system shuffle will not fill you with nostalgia for your early years but rather have you marvel at how the hell you got out of it in one piece. Sex, violence and rampant destruction are all part of the lesson plan with these classic ARROW faves!

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Be Cruel To Your School
  • Massacre At Central High

    Movie

    1976 • United States • Directed by Renee Daalder

    When David (Derrel Maury) arrives at Central High, he discovers it is lorded over by a gang of bullies who rule through intimidation and violence. David's friend Mark (Andrew Stevens, THE FURY) encourages him to join this dominant clique, but inst...

  • Cutting Class

    Movie

    1989 • United States • Directed by Rospo Pallenberg

    After being released from a mental institution, troubled student Brian Woods (Donovan Leitch, The Blob) returns to school following his father's death and befriends a sympathetic fellow student (Jill Schoelen, The Stepfather), much to the chagr...

  • Monday Morning

    Movie

    1990 • United States • Directed by Don Murphy

    A new student exacts revenge on his classmates when they pull a gun on him and blame him when a teacher gets shot in the process in this early 90s video store favourite directed by producer Don Murphy (Transformers).

  • Hell High (aka Real Trouble)

    Movie + 7 extras

    1989 • United States • Directed by Douglas Grossman

    Teenage kicks take a decidedly dark turn in director Douglas Grossman’s Hell High – a twisted tale of delinquency pushed to its horrifying extreme, where Class of 1984 meets I Spit on Your Grave!

    When high school football hero Jon-Jon (Breakin...

  • Departing Seniors

    Movie

    2024 • United States • Directed by Clare Cooney

    Graduation is a killer.

    When his recent clash with his bullies sends high schooler student Javier (Ignacio Diaz-Silverio, Primo) to the hospital, he wakes up feeling… different. Javier is now plagued by psychic visions - but it’s perfect timing as...

  • The Swinging Cheerleaders

    Movie

    Kate, an undergraduate at Mesa University, goes undercover as a cheerleader for her college newspaper in order to expose 'female exploitation in contemporary society'. But instead of oppression she finds love, friendship and a bigger fish to fry: corruption in the football team, headed up by the ...

  • Vice Academy

    1989 ・ United States ・ Directed by Rick Sloane

    Students at the police vice academy go out on the streets of L.A. and accumulate graduation points by trying to make small arrests.

  • Ninja Academy
    Movie + 3 extras

    Ninja Academy

    Movie + 3 extras

    1989 • United States • Directed by Nico Mastorakis

    Take a martial arts school, throw in a snotty rich kid, a clumsy geek, a paranoid survivalist, two beach joggers, a cool secret agent and a mime, and you get Ninja Academy, a madcap karate comedy like no other starring Gerald Okamura (Big Troubl...

  • Sailor Suit and Machine Gun

    Movie + 2 extras

    1981 • Japan • Directed by Shinji Sômai

    A perky high-schooler takes on the mob in Sailor Suit and Machine Gun, a one-of-a-kind genre-bender that riffs on the yakuza film, coming-of-age drama and ‘idol movie’, inventively adapted from Jiro Akagawa's popular novel by director Shinji Somai (Typhoo...

  • Torso

    1973 • Italy • Directed by Sergio Martino

    A talented and versatile journeyman, director Sergio Martino (The Case of the Scorpion's Tail, Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key) lent his talents to multiple genres across his long and varied career, but is undoubtedly best known for hi...

  • Tomie
    Movie + 3 extras

    Tomie

    Movie + 3 extras

    1998 • Japan • Directed by Ataru Oikawa

    Based on the smash-hit series of the same name by cult manga artist Junji Itō (Uzumaki), Tomie tells the tale of an evil high-school seductress identifiable by a beauty mark beneath her left eye, whose bewitching kiss drives men to madness.

    Photography st...

  • Persona
    Movie + 1 extra

    Persona

    Movie + 1 extra

    2000 • Japan • Directed by Takashi Komatsu

    A new craze for wearing ceramic masks sweeps the students of a high school, unleashing a wave of anonymous juvenile delinquency amongst the literal fashion-victims of Persona, which boasts early appearances from Battle Royale stars Tatsuya Fujiwara and ...

  • Girls Nite Out
    Movie + 6 extras

    Girls Nite Out

    Movie + 6 extras

    1982 • United States • Directed by Robert Deubel

    A host of familiar genre faces including Hal Holbrook (Creepshow), Rutanya Alda (Amityville II: The Possession), Julia Montgomery (The Kindred) and Lauren-Marie Taylor (Friday the 13th Part 2) rounds out the cast of this gloriously mean-spirited s...

  • Dude Bro Party Massacre III

    Movie

    2015 • United States • Directed by Tomm Jacobsen, Michael Rousselet, Jon Salmon

    A satirical twist on the gory and sexually charged 1980’s slasher genre, Dude Bro Party Massacre III is presented as the only surviving VHS copy of the reviled horror franchise’s third, and final, installment.

    In ...